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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 13:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Do older women know what they want?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists identify time and location of first humans who made tools and harpoons out of whale bones - Earth.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Dormant Stem Cells May Hold Key to Restoring Sense of Smell - Neuroscience News

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Researchers are starting to untangle the links between cognitive processes, emotion regulation, and depression - PsyPost

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

share office space ...

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Strange pits on 2 million-year-old teeth may reveal which human relatives are closely related to each other - Live Science

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

The 'Japanese Walking' Fitness Trend Has Science-Backed Benefits - ScienceAlert

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Mel Brooks is returning for Spaceballs 2 - The Verge

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

DNA from 9,000-year-old skeletons disproves migratory waves theory from South Africa - Earth.com