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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 13:34

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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Do older women know what they want?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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